Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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