Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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