so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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