Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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