i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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