Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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