It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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