Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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