I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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