Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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