i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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