Need sex. Gaining weight.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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