It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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