we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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