if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
