It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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