: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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