in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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