1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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