I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just high enough for therapy.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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