I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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