That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
