I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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