she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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