For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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