in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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