Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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