i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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