thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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