I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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