There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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