let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize