We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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