I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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