Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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