Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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