hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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