So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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