guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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