you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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