Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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