So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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