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(250): View more from British Columbia

She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.

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(443): View more from Maryland

he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.

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(706): View more from Georgia

In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.

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(907): View more from Alaska

marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it

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(217): View more from Illinois

My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.

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