your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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