Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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