btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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