hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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