I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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