Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't think brook has ever known best
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
