Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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