Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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