You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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