Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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